February 2012
201 posts
Me: Hey dad you know those girl scout cookies you promised you wouldn’t eat while I was at state? Dad: Uh Me: Dad: Mebbe. Me: So Dad: Yes? Me: Where are they? Dad: You know I was just thinking of going to Kroger today Me: But you Dad: Could you watch the dogs while I’m out? Me: I could but did you eat Dad: I might stop by the gym Me: Any particular reason that you Dad:...
German State Competition Today!
I’m actually more hopeful that I don’t have to do anything in front of a crowd than I am hopeful that I place in anything.
Well. I guess I feel pretty goddamn ignored. And uncared about. At all. By almost anyone, really.
Man, it's been so long since I've flown an...
SCREW YOU AND YOUR MUSTANG I HAVE MY 50 YEAR OLD CESSNA 150 UP IN HERE
I choke on water once a day. It’s like this daily routine where I take a big gulp, possibly swallow an ice cube, and proceed to spend the next minute coughing, so everyone freaks out and thinks I’m dying. So eventually, I’m going to actually choke on an ice cube and people are going to be like “haha don’t worry he has a water dick in his mouth” and then...
I wish I could place bounties on my Amstud...
gossipgran:
that penny has the most beautiful voice
oh, well since a guy who’s picture is Morgan Freeman reblogged this, that’s one hell of a compliment.
The scene in Wall-E when he and Eve are floating...
Goddamnit This Is The Only Level 3 how is an... →
Is bambi's female deer lover considered a Disney...
I mean, I think she doeserves more credit.
