May 2012
123 posts
wwiao:
why is every book a new york times best seller
0:13 Pokémon Red/Blue
0:25 Star Fox 64
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problempacifist:
gapingfurnace:
napoleon bonaparte
more like napoleon BORN2PARTY
I LOVE THIS AND NAPOLEON AND YOU
friend: there's nothing worst than death
me: final seasons
me: post-concert depression
me: when there's no food
me: fictional characters dying
me: hipsters blogs
me: cry over bands
me: your crush asks someone else out
me: no wi-fi
friend: ....
me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
Everybody in my family spends holidays sleeping.
Mother’s day? Mother’s nap-for-a-day.
Father’s day? Father’s watch-basketball-and-ragequit-sleep-after-the-mavs-lose.
Presidents day? 44 presidents, 44 hours of sleep.
Labor day? Dream about life in North Korea.
Memorial day? Remember how good it feels to sleep.
Shieeeeeeeeet.
Watchtyger-lily:
I really shouldn’t watch this episode (or any Family Guy) before bed because I just end up snorting laughing and waking myself up again